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Joke of the Day

"[Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you."

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."

"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."

"What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!"

"What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!"

"I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool She could never keep her pupils under control."

"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around."

"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."