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Joke of the Day

"A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world! 100% of citizens reported being happy!"

"Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison."

"Exercise never hurt anyone... ... unless you run marathons. (Braces for downvotes)"

"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."

"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."

"If you don't sleep now, you'll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you'll fail in the exam. Life is a mess."

"What's the right age to tell a film that it's adapted?"

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"Fat, single and ready for a Pringle."