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Joke of the Day

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? He woke up."

"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."

"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."

"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Somewhere between 0 and infinity."

"What do you call a cheap hooker's snatch? Death Valley."

"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."

"A wife comes home and says, ""Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"" The guy says, ""Great darling. Should I pack for the ocean or the mountains?"" She says, ""I don't care, get out!"""

"I don't know how many problems I have... ...because math is one of them."

"If I lived in medieval times I'd get laid a lot because ""Would dost thou enjoy my penis shoved into thine lady parts? sounds fucking classy."