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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: ok open up ""Well I guess it all started when my dad left..."" Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish"

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."

"How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze."

"It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink."

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."

"Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war? General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics."