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Joke of the Day

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"

"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."

"Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end"

"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"

"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"

"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"

"Why do they play this music on the elevators if we're not suppose to slow dance:)"

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""

"Say pns U just said penis :)"