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Joke of the Day
"How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze."
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"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"
"When 2016 has to kill one more thing Mariah Carey's career"
"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."
"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"
"Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with."
"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."
"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."
"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""