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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house."

"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."

"My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."

"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""

"Do we still not know who let the dogs out?"

"What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!"

"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"

"Why do North Americans hate playing chess? Cause they lack the towers."

"Here's a step by step guide to staircases *gives you a handrail*"