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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."
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"Guard: what do you want for your last meal? Me: anything? Guard: anything Me: the warden Guard: oooooo he ain't gonna like that..."
"How Britons shower. The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea."
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"
"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""
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"Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming by."