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Joke of the Day

"Gay people try to say they're not as permiscuous as they're made out to be, but I've had three separate gay men offer me blowjobs And I've never had that happen with a straight guy"

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"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"
"Relationship status: LOL"
"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."
"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"
"God made every person different... He got tired by the time he got to China..."
"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"
"My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"