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Joke of the Day
"God made every person different... He got tired by the time he got to China..."
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"-I heard this dog was chipped. -Microchipped sir. -I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price."
"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."
"Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever"
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"
"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."
"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"
"Why doesn't a scarecrow use TP because hay .. its in his jeans"