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Joke of the Day

"I remember when I was a kid... ... I was only about 10 years old and my grandmother took me out for a wonderful seafood meal. I'll never forget it. A great mussell memory."

"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"

"I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."

"They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people"

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."

"You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that."

"People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels"