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Joke of the Day

"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

"""If you film it, they will cum."" That's the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe."

"A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now."

"Alcohol is a perfect solvent. It dissolves marriages, families and careers."

"What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet? A pedometer"

"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."

"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"

"What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up? A little suspect"

"A doctor says, ""I have bad news, and very bad news."" ""What's the bad news?"" Asked the patients. ""You only have 24-hours to live."" ""And the really bad news?"" I should have told you yesterday."

"What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice? Urine for a surprise. ^^^^^sorry"