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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods."

"apparently my psychiatrist doesn't appreciate that i call her my new drug dealer"

"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"

"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "

"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."

"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"