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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!"

"You wanna know what's lame? Disabled people."

"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!"

"[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet"

"I don't know why people get embarrassed when they take a magazine to the toilet, you should see the looks I get when I take my plunger."

"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."

"What does a former CIA agent who leaked classified information and the city of Boston have in common? They're both snowed in."

"What has 8 legs and 7 arms? Def Leppard"

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"