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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard the joke about the broken pencil? Never mind, there's no point."

"Oil If: Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Then: What is baby oil made from?"

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""

"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."

"Why can't tampons be friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."

"There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom."

"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."

"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."

"A slutty egg walks into a bar. Everyone starts laughing at her. ""I don't get it. What's so funny?"" she demands. The bartender says, ""Well, the yoke's on you."""