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Joke of the Day

"Wow, I was not expecting this to blow up ! RIP Inbox. Well, I actually was."

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"

"I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster."

"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"

"Vice Presidents and Homicide Detectives have a similar job... ...They both work if someone dies"

"Weird stuff happens to me on Thursday the 12th and Saturday the 14th, too."

"Run over by a Limo My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."

"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."