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Joke of the Day
"Wow, I was not expecting this to blow up ! RIP Inbox. Well, I actually was."
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"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."
"Q: How do you make any watch a stopwatch? A: Don't wind it."
"What costs you more the less you spend on it? A divorce lawyer."
"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"
"I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train."
"a few things i notice while on pain killers: i don't blink, unicorns talk too fast & i can remove my right leg at the hip."
"Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger..."
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"People must really love this Jesus fellow... I'm just Mexican."