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Joke of the Day
"Run over by a Limo My mate got run over this morning by a limousine, it took fucking ages..."
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"Wrong spellers.. Untie!!"
"""I suffer from CDO ... ...Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!"""
"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."
"All right stop, coagulate and thicken"
"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."
"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."
"Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*"
"How many Republicans does it take to screwin a light bub? Zero. They're so fucking dumb that none of them can screw a light bulb to begin with."
"Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!"