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Joke of the Day

"If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it? On the Dias On the Dias Oh Oh Oh, on the dais."

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"I just started reading ""Codependency for dummies"" I can't put it down."
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"noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming"
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"Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von Trapp at the age of 73, going on 74."
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"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."