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Joke of the Day

"Weird stuff happens to me on Thursday the 12th and Saturday the 14th, too."

"After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions. Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?"

"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"

"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."

"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""

"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."

"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"

"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"

"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."