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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."

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"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
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"A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."""
"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"
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