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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college... I hear it's a growing field."
Next Joke
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."
"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."
"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."