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Joke of the Day
"What's the current number one song in Russia? Crimea river"
Next Joke
"The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That shit was good"
"A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar... Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago"
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."
"Indie-Tarts: the nuanced alternative to Pop-Tarts."
"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."
"ME: hey guys what's the herps? HIM: u mean haps? M: oh, haha yea. what's the itch?I mean sitch H: uh M: hows it herpin? H: M: I have herpes"
"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."
"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."
"Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping."