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Joke of the Day
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
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"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."
"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."
"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."
"A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"
"ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable"
"Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40. 2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2."
"What is a cation afraid of? A dogion"