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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"
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"What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!"
"Sheet manufacturers totally have us by the balls. What are we, not gonna buy sheets?"
"""Captain, have you ever made love at sea?"" ""No son, but I've been blown ashore many a time."""
"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"
"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"
"Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7? Because ""6, 7 ate""."
"How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"I make you wet and naked people turn me on. What am I? A shower"