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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"
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"I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home."
"An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: ""Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"""
"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"
"""Describe yourself in three words"" ""Lazy"""
"What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common? If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned."
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."
"Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk"
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
"Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'"