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Joke of the Day

"Most people who think I'm a nice person have no idea that I'd trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"

"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."

"Saying Java is good because it works on Windows, Linux and Mac OS is like saying... Anal sex is good because it works on men, women, and animals."

"What video game does hitler play? Mein craft"

"What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on Top Gear."

"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""

"What's your dog's name? Icebreaker."

"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"

"What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs? Silicone Valley. edit: spelling"