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Joke of the Day

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"

"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."

"""I love u"" ""Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"" ""Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"""

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."

"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."

"Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are."

"My brother got sent to prison for something he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves."