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Joke of the Day

"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."

"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"

"You know they say the same thing about Bill Cosby and Mexico? Don't drink the water."

"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"

"Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces? Because it's sham poo."

"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"

"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."

"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."

"The lottery gives you about a 1 in 200 million chance you won't be going to work tomorrow. Alcohol will give you a 1 in 5. #PowerballFever"

"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"