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Joke of the Day

"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."

"Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat."

"A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, ""Got any ID?"" The driver replied, "" 'Bout whut?"""

"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."

"A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine He's alright now though."

"Two men walk into a bar... *Thwack* *Thwack* Both are sent to the hospital for concussions"

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"I'm not saying my mates wife is fat or anything but in February she starts working in Ibiza Selling shade."

"I just stopped at a yellow light to give myself a few extra seconds to craft this tweet."

"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."