173771

Joke of the Day

"What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs? Silicone Valley. edit: spelling"

"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"

"People from the food stamp office came by today to inspect our store I hope they didn't make any SNAP judgments"

"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."

"[At bar] Me: As a joke, I'm gonna pee my pants Wife: Seriously? You're a married man now M: Right...sorry. I'm gonna pee ""our"" pants #BT140"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"

"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"

"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."

"My first mistake was thinking she couldn't hit a moving target."

"An evil villain is on the loose Ant-Man: Yellowjacket again? [giant kid with magnifying glass emerges] Ant-Man: You gotta be kidding me"