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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."

"You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."

"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."

"[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races? They're always coming in a little behind."

"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."

"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"

"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"