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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"I lost all my fingers on one hand yesterday... ...but on the other hand, I'm okay."

"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"Did you hear the one about the man with a big procrastination problem? Eh, I'll tell you later."

"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Vanilla Ice should be President If there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it."

"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"