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Joke of the Day

"while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone . ask your doctor if memes are right for you"

"DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."

"I Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... not on my watch."

"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"

"I am so perfect... ... I only have four flaws. 1) I lack humility. b) I'm inconsistent. Finally, I can't count."

"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass."

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."