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Joke of the Day

"while memes are a great gateway to wasting your life away online,, they're not for everyone . ask your doctor if memes are right for you"

"You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - **vodka**!"

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"

"Walking past a new employee's desk & yelling, ""Do you think it's a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?"" will never get old."

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."

"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."

"*wakes up before alarm goes off* please be 5am please be 5am *checks time* 2:34pm, februrary 25, 2054. NOOOOOOOOO"

"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"

"The Fuzz Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says to the other, ""Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" The other replies, ""No, but I've been swung around by tits."""

"""I'll Knock You Into Next Week"" have black mothers invented time travel? Details at 11. #ABCReports"