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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do i"

"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"

"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."

"Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on."

"It took years for my gf to get me to put down the toilet seat. Though, I really don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place."

"You know the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash their crack and sell it again"

"If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me."

"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"

"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years to life"