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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"
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"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."
"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."
"Nurse: ""It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"" Me: ""No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."""
"The Orgasm Time Machine A coming of age story."
"Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, ""car bidet."""
"Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried? His first wife croaked!"
"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."
"A co-worker just used the word ""elderly"" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her."
"People who aren't funny get offended by jokes."