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Joke of the Day
"The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass."
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"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""
"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"
"Killed a spider for my wife last night and got laid. Now every.spider.must.die."
"I start every argument off with ""first of all..."" like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling."
"When I was younger, I was given a choice: a good memory or a long dong. I can't remember which I chose."
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""
"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"
"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."