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Joke of the Day

"The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass."

"Mars and NASA Mars: Come over NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming over"

"Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing"

"Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits. Do not eat if seal is broken."

"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."

"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."

"The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next ""victim"" lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito"

"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."

"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."