67852

Joke of the Day

"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."

"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth."

"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."

"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."

"Fed Up with PETA. We should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. We'd be knows as a bunch of P.U.T.As"

"What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot cross bunnies !"

"My pharmacist thinks I'm a pedophile. He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children."

"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"

"[job interview] ""So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Getting asked this question somewhere else"

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."