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Joke of the Day
"Lots of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is to not form an emotional attachment."
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"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."
"That guy is so poor... ... that he has to fuck his own wife."
"[Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo"
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."
"What's Hitler's favourite VW? A Golf"
"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""
"Donald and Hillary walk into a presidential debate. And America walks out"
"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."