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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."

"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."

"The FDA has announced a ban of all pre-shredded cheeses They want to make America grate again."

"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"

"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."

"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."

"Considered having a one night stand last night just for the funny census results Then I remembered I'm unattractive"

"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."

"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"