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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."

"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."

"What's green and red, and goes round and round? A frog in a food blender."

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"