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Joke of the Day
"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."
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"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."
"[Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*"
"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"
"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."
"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
"1. Get tipsy. 2. Go into a tanning bed. 3. Pretend you're a panini."
"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."
"How do you starve an black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."