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Joke of the Day
"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."
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"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""
"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"
"""This is why I hate fancy restaurants, I can never pronounce anything on the menu"" -me, drunk, holding the Waffle House menu upside down"
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days."
"What do you call a female barber? A Bobbitt"
"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"
"I had a break up with my clone the other day... I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me."