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Joke of the Day
"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."
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"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."
"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."
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"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."
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"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."
"My SO thinks it's sexy to bite her lip... I haven't got the heart to tell her it should be the bottom one...."