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Joke of the Day
"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."
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"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"
"Australians don't have sex. Australians mate."
"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."
"What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!"
"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"
"Chuck Norris is so strong, he can role a bowling ball up stairs...........without touching it."
"Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future"
"Just heard that distinct ""baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor"" sound"
"My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi."