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Joke of the Day

"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"

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"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""
"If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor... ... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr. - Jimmy Carr"
"Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had"
"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"
"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."
"So as a society we will forever argue and debate over religion and political beliefs yet we freely accept that Mr. Rogers can speak trolley?"
"""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers"""
"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"
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