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Joke of the Day

"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"

"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"

"""Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?"" ""Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time."" ""Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."""

"Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!"

"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"

"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."

"I went to China and couldn't find a single Catholic church... I guess they must have heard about the ""One-child only"" policy"