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Joke of the Day
"How do you identify a vegan at a party? You don't, they come and tell you"
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"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""
"When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee... Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds."
"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"
"What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common? It's just so hard to pull out."
"Leviticus 20:13 legalises gay marriage and marijuana: ""If a man lays with another man he should be stoned""."
"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""
"I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down."
"Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."