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Joke of the Day

"How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer to live in the dark."

"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."

"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""

"Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris."

"A guy went to the doctor complaining of constipation But the doctor concluded he was full of shit"

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2am last night. 2 am! Can you believe it? How rude. Luckily I was already awake playing my drums."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."

"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."