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Joke of the Day

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"96 is the number of rejection."

"How is a NASA Shuttle similar to Sex with Your Mother? ... They both burn on re-entry."

"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."

"I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity... in New York's Time Squared..."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch...."

"I was injured in a violent mugging this afternoon. On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this old lady's watch looks really good on me."