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Joke of the Day

"GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- ""what's the deal with airline food?"" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL"

"Some Doctors see Private Clients Other Doctors see their Client's Privates."

"On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia... Turkey shoot you!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"How to become a The Fray fan in easy steps - Step 1: You say, ""We need to talk..."""

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A wet nose."

"What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise? Captains Log"

"What's George Washington's favorite element? Americium-1776"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""