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Joke of the Day

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A wet nose."

"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open"

"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."

"What's the richest kind of air? A millionaire."

"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."

"How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs? An arm and a leg."

"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"

"What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period."