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Joke of the Day

"If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1"

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"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"
"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""
"I would rather... die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
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"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."