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Joke of the Day
"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."
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"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."
"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""
"[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no"
"What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador"
"Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons."
"I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi. It's been driving me bananas."
"You're fat. Fatty."
"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"
"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."