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Joke of the Day

"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"

"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."

"My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable! Until the dog humped the couch"

"A Chemist with a broken arm fell in some lava His splint went up in flames"

"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."

"Read more Ant jokes"

"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."

"What's both blue and purple and never seen again? This thread :/"