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Joke of the Day

"please help laptop problem I painted my laptop black in hope of it running faster, now it doesnt work at all."

"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"

"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."

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"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."

"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."

"Whats the difference between a black person and a pizza. A pizza can feed a family of 4"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."

"In response to the ""How do you starve a black person"" joke. I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free, you racist son-of-a-bitch!"

"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."